Beginning in 2020, I will be available to work on a retainer basis.
You may be asking: Why would someone need a poet on retainer?
Maybe you’re running for office, and you need some witty tweets or campaign copy.
Perhaps you’re starting a small business, and you have a sandwich board sign out front, and you’d like to have a rotation of unique quips to lure customers inside.
Maybe you’re a celebrity who needs someone with a **poetic vibe** in your posse.
No matter your reason, I will be happy to discuss with you what types of poems–or poetic somethings–you need, and how I can work with you to provide them.
Retainer amounts begin at $100/month, with a 3-month minimum contract. Contact me at email@example.com with “Retainer!” in the subject line to get the conversation started.
Please note: As far as I can tell, I am the only person in the English-speaking world who is currently offering this service.