A poor man’s carwash

means washing your entire vehicle

with the gas station squeegee

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Eating a fig in public

is a sexual act

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What’s your sign?

is never an inappropriate question

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When it rains

it rains only very little

but it is good to talk about it as much as you can stand

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I’ve never met a succulent

I didn’t like

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Where have all the cowboys gone?

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