What I Learned in California.


A poor man’s carwash

means washing your entire vehicle

with the gas station squeegee


Eating a fig in public

is a sexual act


What’s your sign?

is never an inappropriate question


When it rains

it rains only very little

but it is good to talk about it as much as you can stand


I’ve never met a succulent

I didn’t like


Where have all the cowboys gone?


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