I am in the middle of making a new lil chapbook. As always, formatting and photocopying are more traumatic than expected. But it WILL be ready by Saturday. About 5 people in the world are as excited about this as I am.
If you want one you should come to Agitprop on Saturday at 7pm. Or you can knock on my sideporch door any time after Sunday. Or, I can send one to you in a sort of delicious correspondence barter (you’d have to write me back). I’d do that. I have a lot of stamps.
($2 each, or traded for $2 worth of what you got. Photograph & cover design by my farmer, Misha J.)
panache, perhaps 
I want a book of yours!! I will send you something really fabulous… maybe something a little 6th-grade-y, or something a little Spongebob-y, or perhaps a pencil from Halloween (though I see that you never write in pencil)?