- Blueberry Fritatta
- Kaleberry Burst
- Raspberry Rhubarb Radicchio
- Strawberries ‘N Creamed Corn
- Pineapple Green Apple
- Bacon Boysenberry
- Seaweed Surprise
- Apple Cinnamon Soybean
- Mint Chocolate Chervil
- Cabbage Creamsicle
- Cucumber Catsup
- Muskmelon Mélange
Category: jokes
New theme song.
Work From Home ft. Ty Dolla $ign
Ever since I began working from home
my cleavage has gotten amazing
I learned the seductive way to wear a utility belt
and I finally have an excuse to sport
all those g-d damn sexy leotards
that have been sitting in my drawer for months
and all the other woman I know locally
who also work from home
come over in their work boots
and we grind in unison
on top of anything lying around
cuz that’s what working from home affords us
cuz we don’t gotta go to work
we let our bodies do the work
Book Jokes.
These are the type of quips I occasionally come up with, while twirling around in front of the fire (winter), or while on my second glass of wine before dinner, outside/barefoot/laughing (summer).
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COPYRIGHT TAYLOR MARDIS KATZ. Please don’t steal these jokes. They’re all I’ve got. (Joking.)
panache, perhaps 