C: It’s as if someone handed him a Magic Hat, but he was like, “Nah, I’m good with this Natty Ice.”
T: It’s like if someone gave him a pressed sandwich with Portobello mushrooms, sautéed onions, and fresh cheese from a goat and he said, “No thanks, I’ll just have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”
C: Exactly! Go fuck your pb and j!
T: YEAH! Who turns down a panini??!