Armpit Chapbooks (click to listen)
Some people didn’t even want to be poets
but their moms were poets or they know famous poets
so they get really published. I’m not jealous
I’m just observing. I have really big hair
which I’m proud of and impresses even me
and I’m the one it grows on. Now in the first comment
about poets I’m not impressed with not trying
and in my second comment about hair growth
I’m quite taken with what happens with no effort.
I guess what I’m learning about myself is
it’s easier to grow hair than get rid of jealousy.
But probably everyone knew that already so
what’s the point of poems anyway,
hair is better.