If you have to be a waitress
be a singing waitress
with a handkerchief
on your head and an apple
in your pocket and imagine
each customer is a relative
of the man you love.
If you have to be a waitress
be a singing waitress
with a handkerchief
on your head and an apple
in your pocket and imagine
each customer is a relative
of the man you love.
Call Sean. His resume boasts a solo exhibition at the Sideyard Poets and Writers Event and numerous book arts victories. He is also a founding member of the Poets Trampoline Club.
Especially if you’re famous, you should definitely call him. There is nothing our celebrities need more these days than a poet.
Last week I met this man in the coffee shop. He was well-spoken and friendly and we chatted. Here he is:
(from Peter Money’s website)
I didn’t meet Allen Ginsberg; he’s dead and likely never visited White River Junction. The man I did meet recommended that I read Joanne Kyger. As it turns out, she’s great! She’s beautiful!
Then the other day I got in the truck and there were four pumpkins sitting shotgun. I put one out by the mailbox and two along the driveway and one is still riding shotgun.
(from this isn’t happiness)
It’s autumn and the mums are on display. I’ve been reading The Collected Writings of Joe Brainard and oh I love it so much I love it so much. Also, we’ve been drying sliced tomatoes, storing them in oil, stacking them in the cupboards where they’ll wait until they’re given as gifts. Here’s a painting by Joe Brainard, of a tomato.
(from The Met)
Outside, everything is in motion from the wind, the leaves flying to the ground like torpedoing birds.
(from Misha’s flickr)
The end.
The World’s Only Loofah Poem (I mean it’s gotta be, right?!)
(This poem was written after remembering a conversation that took place on Vermont Street in San Diego, when Sam mentioned that she doesn’t use a loofah and Caity went ballistic with incredulousless and I laughed so hard but agreed with her bafflement completely–even Misha uses a loofah!–then on the phone I told Katie this story and she said, “I don’t use a loofah either. Does everyone use a loofah!?”)
Call me crazy but
I was under the impression
that once loofahs were invented
everyone just started using one!
Loofahs are the greatest!
They spread soap with ease
and bubbles! I can’t imagine
using soap with economy
without one! How else
would I wash so well,
would I scrub this self?
A washcloth hurts
my skin and my hands
are just hands! I need
my drugstore loofah!
Don’t you? Don’t
YOU!?
I’ve given this poem to people before. Today, I give it to myself. And, of course, to you.
may the tide
that is entering even now
the lip of our understanding
carry you out
beyond the face of fear
may you kiss
the wind then turn from it
certain that it will
love your back may you
open your eyes to water
water waving forever
and may you in your innocence
sail through this to that
The first thing I did today was sweep my trampoline.
This house came with a trampoline. Two, actually. One small one
for porch jumps and one of those huge ones with netting
that many people got sometime in early high school
and then lots of people broke their arms. My neighbor had one
and so did one of my closest friends and we used to play
“Popcorn,” which is when one person sits on the trampoline
and the other person jumps, and the sitting person bounces
like a popping kernel. Or at least I think that’s how it went.
I swept my trampoline and then did many big jumps
in the center of it and some small running jumps around the perimeter
and then a lot of big jumps in the center again
until I was so tired I slipped out and back into my sandals.
I walked, a little breathless, up the slight hill, towards the shed,
touching the apple trees as I went, even the dead one. I looked
for peaches but didn’t find any. In the shed I found the hand trowel
I used later to wrestle horseradish from the ground. Horseradish!
really puts down roots. I dug and dug and found worms
and found the smell of Passover too, and finally gave up and pulled
so hard at the root that when it finally came out I was flung backwards
into the soft mulch. I laughed at myself and the birds kept on scuttling
on the ground. While I was trampoline-ing, Misha was preparing
for his first day of work. At a farm, of course! Well,
a farmstand. He’s going to sell vegetables and bring home
vegetables. I don’t start as a waitress until Saturday
and today I stayed home to make pickles, My First Pickles.
I had no idea what I was doing and my shorts were too short
when I went to go pick up supplies at the country store. Oh,
well. I bought lids and pickling salt and mustard seed
and a butter dish, for our Vermont butter. But before all this
I picked raspberries in the warm sun for a long time,
maybe two hours, I have no idea but I was singing
for most of it, little ditties like “Oh berries you are the gems
the thorny gemstones of the earth and you my little bees
are buzzing with the song of songs of singsong songs LA
DEE DA DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO OH HONEYBOOBOOS.”
About halfway through I spied two frogs to my right
on the shore of our pond, so I had to go over to see them
(I love frogs and always have), and one hopped away
immediately and the other one let me touch it but
when I touched it, it jumped into the water! Of course
it did. I am always trying to befriend the following creatures
that aren’t interested in my friendship: frogs, toads, chipmunks,
grasshoppers, and a cockatiel named Zeke (“Zeke the Beak”)
that we are currently birdsitting. And today I wanted to sit
on top of that damn bird because he sounded his alarm sound
all the damn day because he misses Misha and who the hell
am I, this girl yelling his name all highpitched, trying to be
the cool birdsitter. I got so frustrated with his loudness
that I thought about sticking him in our new dehydrator
but of course I would NEVER ACTUALLY DO THAT. In fact
this was just an excuse to talk about our new dehydrator
which arrived yesterday. It is the mob boss of all dehydrators.
It’s named The Excalibur and it is all black and huge
like a mobster vehicle and you can dehydrate so many fruits
in it at once it’s like a mass fruit juice removal program.
And before doing any of the other things I mentioned
today, what Misha and I did first was eat our first
apple chips and banana chips. But wait, back
to the pickled, the cucumbers. I sliced them
and stuffed them into jars that I boiled
in a pot you could fit two turkeys in and on top
of each jar I placed a piece of grape leaf, which
supposedly ensures pickle crispness. The whole process
took hours, I have no idea, I was so unaware
that when I was finished I noticed there was a package
on the porch that a human being had dropped off.
A human had been on the porch! There aren’t a lot
of human beings around here, and being human here
is the minority, the butterflies are fair and regal rulers
and the birds are busy at their games. With what was left
of cukes I mixed with overripe tomates and made gazpacho.
Now it’s an hour until Misha pulls into the driveway
and I’m drinking a beer and placing it on the table
that Scott and I built together. We named it
“The baby giraffe” because its legs are so long
and made of old stairway banisters, and if it walked
it would walk like a baby giraffe. People I love are all over
my house, but not all over the yard, where I’d like
them to be. Today I envisioned the music festival
we could throw on our property, and how people could bob
in the pond while listening to Dillon or Sean jam
acoustic. It’s strange that I’m not lonely yet, the grapes
outside keep feeding me and the tomatoes volunteer
themselves inside the greenhouse. I’m hoping hard
for visitors. I’m stocking all the shelves with food
in jars and waiting for the chilly drive to town
where I’ll pull up before the train arrives and jump
to see my friends or family getting off, their faces
not accustomed to the rundown railroad town,
but their faces full accustomed to the way
I greet them, yelling, pull them back into my home.
(one of lisa congdon’s hand-letterings)
I love Roald Dahl and people’s faces.
I cultivate good thoughts and hardy
winter greens. I’m in Cape Cod, until
I’m not, then I’m in Vermont with fall
arriving fast and cadmium. Ellie loves
cadmium so I learned it, too. Now I love
red like I used to, now I still love purples,
now I wait for days to change here like
they don’t out west; I try my best to callous
fast for winter, it keeps me layered thick
in lengths of daylight lessening. I’ll shine
my face with a piece of cloth until it glows
like apples on a branch so thick with fruit
it arcs a loop to ground, it touches earth.
You can see a bit
of every woman’s
back here in hot
summer Portland.
Mine, too. This dress
not stolen, stitched
on Saturdays, blue
buttons down front,
I sewed them on.
I could never buy
a cup of coffee
every morning,
can’t start my day
with paying for it.
I brew my own bad
habits, good stove
coffee, plans for beds
of flowers. Foxgloves
finished with their bells
drip the streets, black
-eyed Susans stare
and stare at sky. Too
hot to hate, names
of authors occur to me
too slowly, Larkin or
Levine, the faces
hidden from me
stay in hiding,
the thieves who took
our precious gems
are out there holding
books I chose
in San Francisco,
spending time
with photographs
of trees so tall
they split in two,
their faces painted
gaudy in my blush,
toes white with toothpaste
intended for my teeth.
*Our car was robbed in Portland, all our good stuff stolen.